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Friday 12th December 2025, 7:30pm

A Night With Bad Santa

Almondsbury Creative

This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas party… it’s A Night with Bad Santa!

Bad Santa – mischief, laughs, and maybe a little chaos
Bristolian Ted – live entertainment to kick off the shenanigans with abuse from Bristol’s favourite bear
DJ – dance floor mayhem guaranteed
Buffet – fuel for your festive antics

Pull on your ugliest jumper (or skip it entirely), bring your team, and get ready to drink, dance, and be delightfully bad this December.

Tickets £20 Adult

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Venue information

Almondsbury Creative

Gloucester Road, Almondsbury, BS32 4AA

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